I’m not the only one who feels self-conscious when I order a highball and get it in a tall glass with a fluted stem, am I?  I feel way cooler with a bottle of beer in my hand, it’d be even better if they’d bring back the stubbie.  Shame on me and my internalized homophobia.                         Also, it IS the tall and skinny guys that’re often packin’.   Ian is only homely by Chance & Lance’s standards, but it’s damn true that an ugly asshole can always get laid if he has a dick of death.