Sexy, Angry Amputee

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE CARTOON.  The singers lyrics were from a band that opened for Ani Difranco when I saw her in March, they had a Sun Mother, Breast Milk Mother and Ovary Mother thrown in there too.  The punk amputee’s face was inspired by this image I saw from an award-winning Spanish billboard from the 50’s, he was real lean and striking, morose intense eyes.   Finally, when I was 18, away from home in Red Deer (the armpit of Alberta), and starved for any gay contact, I looked up “homosexual” in the phonebook -  this was Red Deer remember -  and the only entry was for “Homosexuals Anonymous”.  I dialed the number and got a message that informed me of a 12-step program, not a place to get “kicks”.  Thankfully no one picked up, although I can almost guarantee I would have gotten laid with one of those sad men. 

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4 Responses to “Sexy, Angry Amputee”

  1. on 01 Dec 2008 at 6:07 amcritter

    dang it, tyler, don’t you ever listen to the music i burnt for you?
    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=2299727

  2. on 01 Dec 2008 at 4:43 pmTyler

    ha ha - too funny - Critter directed me to a punk group which are all missing limbs called, of course, The Angry Amputees…

  3. on 02 Dec 2008 at 5:26 amEvan

    Umm…”Homosexuals Anonymous”?! No. Oh, wait….this was Red Deer, the world’s largest pitstop. What year? I have to know….I never could have made it past the first step.

    Although I’m not surprised. I’m working on a story about how the P.C.s in Alberta are resisting adding “and sexual orientation” to the Human Rights act. Still. And this was in a session where the Edmonton Court was presented as guests of an NDP MLA. They got applause and a few waves. From all sides of the house.

  4. on 06 Dec 2008 at 12:12 amLarry D

    I love your style. Reminiscent of artists I dig (Gary Panter, Jerry Mills) yet very much your own. I’ll be back soon to read more. “ChoklitDad”

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